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15:53 GMT         Day 10 of 90, Season 69    

Weather - A Conspiration?

Written by Mandragora at 16:37 4/2-2015

  So today is snowing all around Mandragora. And we have proof this is a conspiration against us. We need warmth and sun to prosper and flourish. Not snow. Not cold winds. Not cold temperature. Not fucking freezing roads!
  We know it is YOUR fault. Get prepared for our revenge.

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Comments


Super Velo at 16:00 5/2-2015
  We've had over 3 feet of show where I am in the north east part of the US in the last week, with 18 more inches forcast for the next week so shoveling snow has been my main form of exercise. lol Finz, too bad we couldn't get together for an ice road bike ride. Now thats what I call fun! :-)

Super Velo at 15:56 5/2-2015
  When I was a kid and the road racing season was over, for the winter we would put studs in our mountain bike tires and take some air out to increase traction and riding in the snow was fun. Now, forget it because it's too dangerous riding in 3 feet of snow. I can handle the cold but snow is a no go for me. lol

Mandragora at 12:07 5/2-2015
  well, we did it! even with the cold, we finished 4th!!

Mandragora at 00:14 5/2-2015
  they are too spanish, I'm afraid, and not from the mountains, or the cold regions, or... well, actually, I don't know from where they are! they may be lying to me! I need to investigate...
  incidentally, Amets doesn't mind riding with the cold... not an age related problem it seems


NightmareChaos at 22:40 4/2-2015
  Ì rode on icy roads last night. On my bike, if I can they can. Or maybe they are too old?

Mandragora at 22:38 4/2-2015
  the thing is: I love snow (not my riders). Like I really do. But I live by the Mediterranean in the South of Europe. I actually live by the sea (not my house, the city). And roads are a mess. My poor riders...

Super Velo at 20:44 4/2-2015
  Join the crowd my friend because there has been over 3 feet of snow in the last week where I am. I am very tired of shoveling snow. I don't know who's fault it is or if there is a conspiricy but I do know that the climate and resulting weather conditions is F'ed up big time... Go figure. :-(

NightmareChaos at 20:08 4/2-2015
  I know, its cold and white and bleh. It should be warm and white and yummy

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